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when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?
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do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?
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what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?
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how do you take your coffee/tea?
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are you self-conscious of your smile?
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do you keep plants?
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do you name your plants?
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what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?
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do you like singing/humming to yourself?
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do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?
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what's an inner joke you have with your friends?
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what's your favorite planet?
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what's something that made you smile today?
14:
if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?
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go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
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what's your favorite pasta dish?
17:
what color do you really want to dye your hair?
18:
tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.
19:
do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?
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what's your favorite eye color?
21:
talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.
22:
are you a morning person?
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what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?
24:
is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?
25:
what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?
26:
what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?
27:
what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?
28:
sunrise or sunset?
29:
what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?
30:
think of it: have you ever been truly scared?
31:
what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.
32:
tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.
33:
what's your fave pastry?
34:
tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?
35:
do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?
36:
which band's sound would fit your mood right now?
37:
do you like keeping your room messy or clean?
38:
tell us about your pet peeves!
39:
what color do you wear the most?
40:
think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?
41:
what's the last book you remember really, really loving?
42:
do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!
43:
who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?
44:
when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?
45:
do you trust your instincts a lot?
46:
tell us the worst pun you can think of.
47:
what food do you think should be banned from the universe?
48:
what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?
49:
do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?
50:
what's an odd thing you collect?
51:
think of a person. what song do you associate with them?
52:
what are your favorite memes of the year so far?
53:
have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?
54:
who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?
55:
what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?
56:
what are some things you find endearing in people?
57:
go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?
58:
who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?
59:
what's your favorite myth?
60:
do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?
61:
what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?
62:
do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?
63:
are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?
64:
what color is the sky where you are right now?
65:
is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?
66:
what would your ideal flower crown look like?
67:
how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?
68:
what's winter like where you live?
69:
what are your favorite board games?
70:
have you ever used a ouija board?
71:
what's your favorite kind of tea?
72:
are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?
73:
what are some of your worst habits?
74:
describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.
75:
tell us about your pets!
76:
is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?
77:
pink or yellow lemonade?
78:
are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?
79:
what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?
80:
what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
81:
describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
82:
are/were you good in school?
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what's some of your favorite album art?
84:
are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
85:
do you read comics? what are your faves?
86:
do you like concept albums? which ones?
87:
what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
88:
are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
89:
are you close to your parents?
90:
talk about your one of you favorite cities.
91:
where do you plan on traveling this year?
92:
are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
93:
what's the hairstyle you wear the most?
94:
who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
95:
what are your plans for this weekend?
96:
do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
97:
myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
98:
when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
99:
list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
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if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?
so you know the rule in fairylands where you cant eat or drink anything or you’ll have to stay there forever? does like.. .eating out/sucking dick count
holy f uck jane
its a serious question
well like, the whole thing is that you cannot have consumed anything belonging to the fey realm. so, yes, probably, you would be stuck there. the same would apply if you just straight up ate a fairy.
new question: would deepthroating count in this case even w/o swallowing
no. temporary doesn’t count, otherwise fairies would all be running about sticking their hands in your mouth to get human servants.
you gotta digest it.
so like??? if you puke afterwards?? maybe it doesn’t count?
huh! i wonder how long is enough time for it to be legit. like whatever goes through your stomach immediately condemns you no matter if you throw it up later?
Well Persephone only ate 6 seeds so she only stayed 6 months, so maybe if you spat out most of it you’d just be condemned to the occasional day “BRB got go pay the two day toll for fellating a fairy.”
“you wanna come over for the weekend?”
“oh man im so sorry i sucked some fairy dick once and now i have to keep coming back to do it again– its a long story”
“you what now”
i can hardly believe this isn’t already the plot of an Oglaf comic
now that u said it im really surprised as well
what the fuck did i just read
Why ISN’T this an Oglaf comic yet?
I’m so happy that i’m not the only person who thinks of questions like these. I love you all so much.
I’m not convinced by this, actually!
Like, this analysis treats it as a substance problem, i.e. “edible matter from fairyland has properties that, if ingested, physically prevent you from being able to return to the real world.”
But OTOH, a recurring theme throughout fairy stories is that they’re all about…rules and exchanges and agreements with really steep interest rates:
“I’ll do you this favor, but if you don’t guess my name you’ll have to give me your first-born child.”
“You’re gonna be real good at everything but when you’re 16 you’re gonna prick your finger and die.”
“You loaned me $2 for the bus when I looked like a beggar, so now here’s a literal pile of gold and shit.”
Not to mention that in Childe Rowland, one of the central “if you eat food from fairyland you’re stuck there” stories, Rowland manages to retrieve his siblings despite them all presumably having chowed down on fairy food – all it took was beating the Fairy King in a swordfight and threatening to chop his head off.
The takeaway, I think, is that the food thing a matter of implicit exchange: if you get your grub on in fairyland, you’re accepting their hospitality and eating food that they own. This means you owe them, which the fairies can magically leverage to prevent you from leaving.
(You can probably get around this by explicitly agreeing to pay for your meal before you sit down to eat. From what I remember, fairies don’t seem capable of pulling a “Haha, we had an agreement but you’re fucked anyways!” maneuver, so if they agree to let you leave they might even be forced to helpyou leave.)
Which brings us to the matter at hand: if you blow a fairy you’re doing them a favor! They owe you.
And…they’re a fairy, so if you didn’t agree to terms beforehand they might not repay you in a way that’s ultimately helpful or safe, but it certainly doesn’t seem like they’d be able to, like, pat you on the head and be like “Thanks, you’re really good at this buuuuuuut also you’re stuck here forever now.”
Instead, what seems more likely is…I dunno, showing up to your wedding years later and giving you a beautiful white horse that always comes when called, while loudly praising you as truly deserving it for giving them them simply the best oral they’ve had in years.
I don’t normally reblog stuff like this, but I love when Tumblr gets really deep into analyzing the weird stuff people think about here.
